Tuesday, 28 January 2014

An E-Mail To My Parents.

"Okay, so you both want access to my blog?  Fine, I'll give you access.  BUT please keep the following things in mind if you do in-fact decide to view my blog.

One: NEVER mention anything about my blog to me in the real world or via e-mail and just don't ever mention my blog near me.  I'll get all weird and want to curl up in a ball and hide because my blog is like 'My Space' and I don't like the idea of those who I actually know invading that personal space.

Two: Don't judge my friends by anything posted on there.  They're weird and both have issues and I know you love them but yeah.  Just don't mention anything about what you read on there about them to them or to me.  

Three:  Never comment.

Four: I'm a story teller/liar.  I make stuff up.  I may post things that never happened or fancy a story up or exaggerate.  I can do that.  It's my blog and I think I've already established on there that this is something I do.  So if I make something up don't point it out to me (refer back to point one).

Five: I want to be able to put ads on my blog.  I just hit 1,000 views.  So I would like to put ads on there.  But I need your permission and accounts because it doesn't work for savings accounts.  I think it might work with Paypal but I can't be sure.. 

Six: Just never mention my blog.  Don't comment.  Don't interfere.  It's my blog.  If I stuff up spelling or use the wrong term; don't tell me.  I usually post at ten PM or later so I'm not exactly in the mood to proof read what I write.  Also if I proof read things I tend to start to not like what I've written and I delete stuff.  And no mum, you cannot proof read it.  I'll get better when school starts back.  

Seven:  Don't judge me for anything I write.  I write on impulse and if I get mad and rant about something or someone (even if it is one of you) it's just because that's how I think I feel at that specific time.  Once I've finished 'ranting' I'm usually feeling bad about what I've written but I wouldn't delete it or take it back.  I would apologize. And if I do rant about either of you on there just don't forget that I do love you I'm just a very impulsive person.  

Eight: I'm running out of conditions but this blog is very sacred to me and the only reason why Leprechaun, Cookie, and Camroon have seen it is because well Leprechaun is helping write it occasionally.  Cookie is mentioned a lot, and Cam as assigned leader of our friendship group has been shown it because The Nerds are a big part of my life and yeah.  I love you both but I just feel so weird giving you permission to see something that I feel you wouldn't understand....

Okay I think that's all. 


I hope I don't regret this." 

(Okay, as some of you might know I've had reservations about sharing my blog with my parents.  But I want to put ads on my blog and for that I need a credit account and because I'm under eighteen I need to use their accounts and my Mother said that Father wouldn't allow it unless they have access to it.  I sent them this.. Really scared now..)


Live long and prosper, godspeed.

Becca.

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