January the Seventeenth 2014.

Hi, Becca can't get to the phone right now.  Please leave a short message after the beep.  *beep*

Hi all, Drunk Leprechaun here. Bec is busy with a series and can't come to the phone right now. So I'm taking over all you little people for tonight. So my day has comprised of sad departures, missed calls and work. So my stepbrothers were here from Sydney for two days and left today at seven am. Bec met them although she had no idea I had any. So I slept until ten and missed them leaving which sucks. . That is the reason I am currently drunk.
Missed calls. These were from an old friend from my troubled times and I am semi glad that I missed them. He and I have had many..... Disagreements.... Of late. So I am really quite sad-glad that I missed them. Work. Well at work I did a lot of things. This was my first day working by myself. So that was nerve wracking. But I got through it. And all the residents, carers and kitchen ladies love me, so that made it easier. So thanks for your time. May you drink like the Irish and have fun like the French. Yours sincerely, a very drunk Leprechaun.

-I did not read this before I copied and pasted it from Facebook so if the idiot said anything bad, it is so not my fault and you can all leave angry messages for him below. -